Title: Seat of Government
Fandom: Discworld
Characters: The Ankh-Morpork crowd, with a few OCs. Please don't make me list all of them.
Rating: PG-13
Words: 25,528
Disclaimer: The Discworld and its characters belong to Terry Pratchett. No money made, yada yada yada.
Notes: This is the fic that made me hope the FBI doesn't ever have cause to look at my google searches.

( Prologue )

[Part 1]     [Part 2]     [Part 3]     [Part 4]     [Part 5]     [Part 6]     [Part 7]     [Part 8]     [Part 9]     [Part 10]     [Part 11]     [Part 12]     [Part 13]     [Epilogue]